Thursday, April 1, 2021

Your Google Ads “Guy”

In Chicago where I live everybody's got "a guy" for just about everything.

Mel,

In Chicago where I live everybody's got "a guy" for just about everything.

  • "Your car broke down, you should take it to my 'guy.' He'll treat you right."
  • "Contractor ripped you off? I'll send you to my 'guy'. Don't worry about it."
  • "My dryer is on the fritz, you got an appliance 'guy'?"
  • "Nice lawn! Who's your yard 'guy'?"

"Guys" are experts that people trust.

They trust them so much that they are happy and eager to refer them to their friends and family.

They KNOW they'll do a good job. They KNOW they will charge a reasonable price. They KNOW they'll get results.

In Planet Perry, Mark Ingles is the Google Ads "Guy."

Mark has been under the hood of so many Google Ads accounts that he could probably SMELL your laptop and know what mistakes you're making!

And Mark is back with another round of Google Ads Immersion to do just that. Look under your hood and tweak your Google Ads engine until it's cranking powerfully and profitably.

Mark is not there to lecture you about good ideas and trends and tactics, he's there to get his hands greasy, turn wrenches, and help you tune your Google Ads machine.

And I'm so happy and eager to send my email "family" to him that I'm offering a "guy's guy" guarantee:

If you spend over $5000 per month on Google, you'll make back your investment in Google Ads Immersion in 90 days or your money back...if you go see my guy.

Starts Tuesday, April 13.

Save your spot here.

Seize the day,

Perry


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4-Man Intensive on the International Space Station!

Our last 4-Man – that extremely special private event where we solve pretty much every business problem in the world in just 48 hours – was

Mel,

Our last 4-Man – that extremely special private event where we solve pretty much every business problem in the world in just 48 hours – was last August. Because of COVID-19, we needed to keep it outdoors. So we hosted it on the patio of a golf course.

My team and I put our heads together and realized: The best possible protection from COVID-19 is to escape earth altogether.

That is why I'm excited to join NASA in making a tremendously exciting announcement:

Our next 4-Man Intensive will be in outer space… on the INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION!!!

There is absolutely ZERO risk of contracting coronavirus when you are orbiting 254 miles above the beautiful blue orb of planet earth. No vaccination comes close to matching the comfort or security of knowing that the nearest SARS-COV-19 virus is more than 200 miles away.

Imagine… solving your most pressing cash flow, paid traffic, conversion and market domination problems… all while orbiting safely above your competitors, literally "running circles around them" every 90 minutes!

For years, your toughest competitors looked DOWN on you. Perhaps for very good reasons. But now…

You will be looking down on THEM. Passing overhead every 90 minutes, 16 times a day. From one of the most elite pieces of real estate in the cosmos.

Does your competitor drive a Tesla? Or a Ferrari? Or a Bugatti?

"TAKE THIS!" you'll say with glee. "I'm a freaking ASTRONAUT now!!! Watch me orbit your sorry ass on that scruffy, polluted postage stamp of land you own way down there!"

Plus, we will conduct an "Astronomical Market Domination Ceremony" under the bright stars and inky blackness of space. You have never seen black until you've looked out the window of your very own spaceship.

This will also be a perfect time to do some "mental housecleaning." You will write down your head trash on a napkin. Then in a sacred ritual we will eject it through the trash portal, banishing your self-sabotage to the vacuum of space… FOREVER.

But wait. There's more.

Because on Day 3 I will deliver my "Heat Death of the Universe" live seminar. ONLY and EXCLUSIVELY to 4-Man participants on the International Space Station.

I do not know of any other marketer, business consultant or television show that is dealing with the Heat Death of the Universe. Permit me to explain.

Physicists have differing opinions on this… but it appears as though some 10-30 billion years from now, our expanding universe will begin to contract, eventually resulting in a "big crunch" – a perfect complement to the Big Bang that gave birth to our cosmos 13.8 billion years ago.

Most futurists only glimpse 5-10 years into the future. (And they end up being wrong most of the time.) I am "light years" ahead of ALL of them. Seriously. Do you know any other business consultant, author, guru or expert who is making scary accurate predictions 10-30 billion years into the future?

I am. (How did you even get so lucky as to find yourself on my email list? You should thank your lucky stars that this message didn't get eaten by your spam filters.)

You surely know that the Chinese symbol for "crisis" and "opportunity" are the same.

BIG CRISIS = BIG OPPORTUNITY

Case in point: Have you noticed that some people have made prodigious amounts of money during COVID-19? People who made masks, face shields and vaccines for example.

Those dudes at Pfizer are sitting pretty cool right now, are they not?

Well if you think "global pandemic" is a bleeding neck... you ain't seen nothin' until you've seen the End of the Bloody Universe.

The economic opportunities are legion. You only need lift up your eyes and behold them.

In the Heat Death of the Universe Seminar, conducted on the US Space Station, you'll discover:

  • While most people wring their hands and flee in hysteria, you'll be calmly and coolly picking up 1000 dollar bills like there's no tomorrow
  • The five jealously guarded secrets of dealing with an apocalypse
  • You've heard it said innumerable times that real estate is the best investment of all, because "they're not making more of it." Yeah, well… my friend, when real estate begins physically shrinking from black-hole compression and contraction… when not even light can escape… you witness a "land rush"…and an ESCALATION OF REAL ESTATE PRICES that is hyper exponential!

If you thought those people who got in on crypto early were lucky… you ain't never seen anything like this.

The regular price of a 4-Man Intensive is $7500. The Spacewalk edition is a mere $75 million, and you'll get a handsome signed plaque with pictures of you on your spacewalk. This is waaaay more exciting than walking on hot coals with your bare feet, man.

If you prefer an installment plan, $20 million down with 10 monthly payments of $6 million each.

MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE: If you attend the International Space Station 4-Man + Heat Death of the Universe Seminar and don't make back at least 100 times your $75 million investment by the end of the apocalypse, you can write our support desk for a full and courteous, no-questions-asked refund.

And you will be able to keep your spacewalk pictures and your plaque as a free gift from me, just as a "thank you" for your trouble.

Call Tiffany or Cuyler at 888-1-APRIL to reserve your spot.

We only have four slots available. They will go FAST.

Carpe Universum - Seize the Universe!

Perry Marshall


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Wednesday, March 31, 2021

Can We Repair COVID’s Greatest “Entrepreneurial Damage”?

One year, Mark Ingles went to four of my "City Tour" events. Each time he got more than his money's worth.

Mel,

One year, Mark Ingles went to four of my "City Tour" events. Each time he got more than his money's worth.

Why does this happen?

Well, one reason is that there's just something about being in a room with live human beings. I don't know exactly how to explain it. But you pick up something even from the nonverbal communication. Just from being in a room of engaged, savvy, wolverine entrepreneurs can pump you full of confidence.

There's an electricity. There's a spark. If you show up "switched on" it can't help but combust something in your belly and brain.

And ultimately, that may be the greatest damage COVID has inflicted upon us entrepreneurs...the loss of the very real magic of human contact.

Let's fight back.

I try to do this several times a year. When I don't, I run out of gas. Run out of inspiration. My battery dies.

You must immerse yourself in a room of wolverines as often as you can. I can't explain it. I just know it works.

That's why I urge you to make it to "Perry Marshall: LIVE!" May 19 in Orlando.

(Additional dates are being added to the calendar–click here for all event dates.)

Planet Perry events attract a crazy-diverse cross section of businesses. You're bound to get new insights that you'd never get if you stay in the warm cocoon of your own niche or industry. Or home office. At past events, we've had…

  • Military recruiter
  • Machine shop owner
  • Custom printing and patterning entrepreneur
  • Cleaning service proprietor
  • Guy who appraises equipment at businesses before their bought or sold
  • And many, many more.

But they all have one thing in common: Sharp as an ax!

You may meet your next partner, consultant, customer or even best friend.

You see, if you stay holed up in your cave, it's easy to get obsessed with doing things the "right way." But what you really need is a different way. Something that everybody else is NOT doing. And you'll never get that until you force yourself out of your zone-of-comfort.

At an Austin event, a few years ago, I looked over at a guy in the corner. I said, "You haven't said anything all day." He said, "Yeah, but I'm processing, dude! I took 30-Day Reboot and I do Renaissance Time every day. So, I've been listening hard all day. I'm getting all kinds of downloads!"

What will your download be? I don't know. But I do know you'll come away with an answers to your thorniest questions and ways to get your sales funnel humming!

Plus: at this event David Nadler will present...

5 Lessons We Learned from Dredging the Depths of
Over 100 Planet Perry Ad Accounts and Funnels

If you take ONE of David's lessons and apply it to your funnel, that alone will probably pay back your admission in a matter of days.

And I'm making a Money-Back-Plus-$250 Guarantee!

Click here to get the details.

Seize the day,

Perry


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Tuesday, March 30, 2021

The bane of my existence...

Crack cocaine. Bright shiny object. The spoonful of sugar.

Mel,

Crack cocaine. Bright shiny object. The spoonful of sugar.

Call it what you want but the desire for "cheap traffic" has been the bane of my existence.

Cheap traffic is what everyone THINKS they want.

But I've always said, "Cheap traffic is not safe traffic!"

Your goal should never be to get more cheap traffic. Your goal should be to be able to buy ALL the good traffic available, regardless of the cost.

But you can't do that if you're wasting money on cheap traffic.

Mark Ingles, the genius behind Google Ads Immersion knows this better than anyone.

Which is why one of the first things he does when he looks at your account is...hack out all the worthless traffic you're paying for...

  • Using your suggestions, I was able to change a setting where the majority of our "junk" traffic was coming from. This was roughly $2,000/wk savings off our ad spend. This traffic was almost exclusively non-converters.

    Brandon Wick
    Director of Human Resources & Safety
    Metropolis Resort & Conference Center

A savings of $104,000 per year from ONE suggestion!

Imagine how much more GOOD traffic YOU could buy with an extra $104,000 this year!

That's why we say "If you spend over $5000 per month on Google, you'll make back your investment in Google Ads Immersion in 90 days or your money back."

Because with insights like you get from Mark and the guys, you'll probably make it back in 9 days...or 90 hours!

In the first 48 hours they will calibrate your Google account. They will find all sorts of things that are broken and help you fix them immediately and then in the ensuing weeks they will…

  • Re-align your ads, audiences, account structure, landing pages and sales funnels
  • Reorient your sales funnel to what your market needs to hear right now to trust you with their money (Bob Regnerus and Dave Nadler are scoring home runs right and left with my Roundtable members with this strategy)
  • You will achieve major, foundational discoveries that transform your advertising performance and propel you far ahead of competitors...GUARANTEED.

If you need more GOOD traffic and less BAD traffic, this is a no-brainer.

Next ship leaves the port Tuesday, April 13.

Save your spot here.

Seize the day,

Perry


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