Mel,
Our last 4-Man – that extremely special private event where we solve pretty much every business problem in the world in just 48 hours – was last August. Because of COVID-19, we needed to keep it outdoors. So we hosted it on the patio of a golf course.
My team and I put our heads together and realized: The best possible protection from COVID-19 is to escape earth altogether.
That is why I'm excited to join NASA in making a tremendously exciting announcement:
Our next 4-Man Intensive will be in outer space… on the INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION!!!
There is absolutely ZERO risk of contracting coronavirus when you are orbiting 254 miles above the beautiful blue orb of planet earth. No vaccination comes close to matching the comfort or security of knowing that the nearest SARS-COV-19 virus is more than 200 miles away.
Imagine… solving your most pressing cash flow, paid traffic, conversion and market domination problems… all while orbiting safely above your competitors, literally "running circles around them" every 90 minutes!
For years, your toughest competitors looked DOWN on you. Perhaps for very good reasons. But now…
You will be looking down on THEM. Passing overhead every 90 minutes, 16 times a day. From one of the most elite pieces of real estate in the cosmos.
Does your competitor drive a Tesla? Or a Ferrari? Or a Bugatti?
"TAKE THIS!" you'll say with glee. "I'm a freaking ASTRONAUT now!!! Watch me orbit your sorry ass on that scruffy, polluted postage stamp of land you own way down there!"
Plus, we will conduct an "Astronomical Market Domination Ceremony" under the bright stars and inky blackness of space. You have never seen black until you've looked out the window of your very own spaceship.
This will also be a perfect time to do some "mental housecleaning." You will write down your head trash on a napkin. Then in a sacred ritual we will eject it through the trash portal, banishing your self-sabotage to the vacuum of space… FOREVER.
But wait. There's more.
Because on Day 3 I will deliver my "Heat Death of the Universe" live seminar. ONLY and EXCLUSIVELY to 4-Man participants on the International Space Station.
I do not know of any other marketer, business consultant or television show that is dealing with the Heat Death of the Universe. Permit me to explain.
Physicists have differing opinions on this… but it appears as though some 10-30 billion years from now, our expanding universe will begin to contract, eventually resulting in a "big crunch" – a perfect complement to the Big Bang that gave birth to our cosmos 13.8 billion years ago.
Most futurists only glimpse 5-10 years into the future. (And they end up being wrong most of the time.) I am "light years" ahead of ALL of them. Seriously. Do you know any other business consultant, author, guru or expert who is making scary accurate predictions 10-30 billion years into the future?
I am. (How did you even get so lucky as to find yourself on my email list? You should thank your lucky stars that this message didn't get eaten by your spam filters.)
You surely know that the Chinese symbol for "crisis" and "opportunity" are the same.
BIG CRISIS = BIG OPPORTUNITY
Case in point: Have you noticed that some people have made prodigious amounts of money during COVID-19? People who made masks, face shields and vaccines for example.
Those dudes at Pfizer are sitting pretty cool right now, are they not?
Well if you think "global pandemic" is a bleeding neck... you ain't seen nothin' until you've seen the End of the Bloody Universe.
The economic opportunities are legion. You only need lift up your eyes and behold them.
In the Heat Death of the Universe Seminar, conducted on the US Space Station, you'll discover:
- While most people wring their hands and flee in hysteria, you'll be calmly and coolly picking up 1000 dollar bills like there's no tomorrow
- The five jealously guarded secrets of dealing with an apocalypse
- You've heard it said innumerable times that real estate is the best investment of all, because "they're not making more of it." Yeah, well… my friend, when real estate begins physically shrinking from black-hole compression and contraction… when not even light can escape… you witness a "land rush"…and an ESCALATION OF REAL ESTATE PRICES that is hyper exponential!
If you thought those people who got in on crypto early were lucky… you ain't never seen anything like this.
The regular price of a 4-Man Intensive is $7500. The Spacewalk edition is a mere $75 million, and you'll get a handsome signed plaque with pictures of you on your spacewalk. This is waaaay more exciting than walking on hot coals with your bare feet, man.
If you prefer an installment plan, $20 million down with 10 monthly payments of $6 million each.
MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE: If you attend the International Space Station 4-Man + Heat Death of the Universe Seminar and don't make back at least 100 times your $75 million investment by the end of the apocalypse, you can write our support desk for a full and courteous, no-questions-asked refund.
And you will be able to keep your spacewalk pictures and your plaque as a free gift from me, just as a "thank you" for your trouble.
Call Tiffany or Cuyler at 888-1-APRIL to reserve your spot.
We only have four slots available. They will go FAST.
Carpe Universum - Seize the Universe!
Perry Marshall
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